This is where I reveal myself to be a person who does not give two shits about her own appearance.
If you never ever ever get a haircut, after maybe 2 years, your hair will be long enough to donate to any number of organizations that provide wigs for people with cancer. And that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside but also…free haircut.
I’ve donated to Locks of Love, which I’ve read can be problematic, to Pantene Beautiful Lengths, and lately, I’ve been donating to Wigs for Kids, because I love kids and also, there’s a Great Clips near my house and I am nothing if not lazy. It’s not a fancy haircut but fancy haircuts are for rich people anyway. This saves me like six bucks a year!