My immersion blender died, mid-blend. Mid-tomato-soup-blend. And because I’m a goddamned idiot, I tried to push the fucking spinning blade down while it was spinning.
So now my finger hurts (bright side: I didn’t chop it off!), my kitchen has tomato soup thrown all over it because that’s what happens when I blend soup in the blender, and I have to think: is this a need or a want? It’s a want. It’s a want.
I fucking need an immersion blender, though.
